"an elegant tapestry of quotations, musings, aphorisms, and autobiographical reflections"
I’m tired. My community college just randomly dropped me from all the summer classes I signed up for after the made me jump through hoops to get signed up in the first place. Just found out I have sleep apnea. Maybe have a heart murmur. Have to start packing my stuff up. And finals are right around the corner.
Fuck.
always makes my day brighter.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]my first sound clip.
sums up my night pretty well
yes
i hate depaulwireless
just let me watch my shitty netflix movies man.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
I sent my essay to the librarian instead of my teacher. Whoops.